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The Weatherwoman (+ Foreign Correspondent & General Factotum)

She came into the coffee shop on her own yesterday and took a table next to ours. I like her. Yes, she is opinionated (Putin: ‘He should be shot’, Town: ‘It’s a disgrace’ and so on) but there is a something warm and motherly about her gruff indignation. She is a small-town woman. I asked if she was going away for the summer. ‘I’ve not been away for what 20 years,’ she replied, adding ‘Why would you want to? I’ve got everything I need here.’ She pronounces about the weather: ‘It’s going to rain this afternoon, and the weather is shocking. It’s so cold.’ He gets her onto the council office closure. Or was it me? We play with her a little, pushing buttons to see what she says. It is a gentle fun, and done with warmth. She never asks us anything. I don’t mind. She is the important one. They are opening at the beginning of the month, apparently. ‘But not the reception, ‘ she says, ‘that will still be closed to the general public. It’s shocking.’ Then its the Queen’s Jubilee. Any street parties planned here? I ask. ‘Nothing,’ she says, ‘it’s a disgrace. Aberaeron have got their bunting out and everything. And the town is so clean. Not like here. It’s a disgrace.’ She finishes her coffee. It’s a Sunday but she’s still got two holiday lets to clean. ‘It’s my busiest time, ‘ she says. She calls me ‘Bach’ before she leaves, and tries a smile. Bless her. I love her bluster, her neatness, the psychedelic sweatshirt hoodies she wears over her thigh-hugging leggings. And her voice, a smoker’s voice. She hasn’t mentioned her shoulder or her back for sometime, or how she still misses her cat. That will keep for next Sunday.

By Ellen Bell

Artist and writer currently living in Aberystwyth.